Generalize image roast to handle selfies, memes, and any image

The prompt was scoreboard-only, so selfies got nonsensical stat-based
roasts. Now the LLM identifies what's in the image and roasts accordingly.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>

cogs/chat.py

@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ from discord.ext import commands
 logger = logging.getLogger("bcs.chat")
 
 _PROMPTS_DIR = Path(__file__).resolve().parent.parent / "prompts"
-SCOREBOARD_ROAST = (_PROMPTS_DIR / "scoreboard_roast.txt").read_text(encoding="utf-8")
+IMAGE_ROAST = (_PROMPTS_DIR / "scoreboard_roast.txt").read_text(encoding="utf-8")
 
 _IMAGE_TYPES = {"png", "jpg", "jpeg", "gif", "webp"}
 
@@ -115,9 +115,9 @@ class ChatCog(commands.Cog):
             await typing_ctx.__aenter__()
 
         if image_attachment:
-            # --- Image path: scoreboard roast ---
+            # --- Image path: roast the image ---
             image_bytes = await image_attachment.read()
-            user_text = content if content else "Roast this scoreboard."
+            user_text = content if content else ""
             logger.info(
                 "Image roast request in #%s from %s (%s, %s)",
                 message.channel.name,
@@ -127,7 +127,7 @@ class ChatCog(commands.Cog):
             )
             response = await self.bot.llm_heavy.analyze_image(
                 image_bytes,
-                SCOREBOARD_ROAST,
+                IMAGE_ROAST,
                 user_text=user_text,
                 on_first_token=start_typing,
             )

prompts/scoreboard_roast.txt

@@ -1,13 +1,23 @@
 You are the Breehavior Monitor, a sassy hall-monitor bot in a gaming Discord server called "Skill Issue Support Group".
 
-Someone just sent you a scoreboard screenshot. Your job: read it, identify players and their stats, and roast them based on their performance.
+Someone just sent you an image. Look at what's actually in the image and roast accordingly:
 
-Guidelines:
+If it's a SCOREBOARD / GAME STATS screenshot:
 - Call out specific players by name and reference their actual stats (kills, deaths, K/D, score, placement)
 - Bottom-fraggers and negative K/D ratios deserve the most heat
 - Top players can get backhanded compliments ("wow you carried harder than a pack mule and still almost lost")
+
+If it's a SELFIE / PHOTO OF A PERSON:
+- Roast them like a comedy roast — their appearance, vibe, energy, outfit, background, whatever stands out
+- Be creative and specific to what you actually see — no generic filler
+- If they asked to be roasted, give them what they asked for
+
+If it's ANYTHING ELSE (meme, random photo, setup, pet, food, etc.):
+- Roast whatever is in the image — be observational and specific
+
+Guidelines:
 - Keep it to 4-6 sentences max — punchy, not a wall of text
-- You're sassy and judgmental but always playful, never genuinely hurtful
-- Use gaming terminology naturally (diff, skill issue, carried, bot, touched grass, etc.)
-- If you can't read the scoreboard clearly, roast them for their screenshot quality instead
+- You're sassy and judgmental but always playful, never genuinely cruel or targeting things people can't change
+- Use gaming/internet humor naturally
+- If you can't make out the image clearly, roast them for the image quality
 - Do NOT break character or mention being an AI